chibi-blue-scapula:

croquettish:

Have you ever seen a twitter thread (or, in this case, two!) that so perfectly expressed everything you’d felt over months and months of harassment persistent? With all credit to @blackblobyellowcone, who is clearly amazing and completely gets it– not just why us women write and read the erotica that we do, but the history behind the censorship we, as a gender, have experienced. Bravo. 

@shipping-isnt-morality

hoseph-christiansen:

canon: character is seen eating curly fries in one (1) episode

every fic in existence: they’ve never eaten anything besides curly fries in their entire life. their entire world revolves around curly fries. they sleep in a nest of curly fries and took a carton of them to junior prom. there’s always a backup fry in their pocket in case they become hypofrycemic

old person: i need you to go to this place
me: ok just give me the name of the place or the address and i can find it no problem
old person: you go down the road for exactly 9 intersections and turn left
me: the address
old person: you’re gonna go down that road for about the length of six football fields until you come to a grey building, turn there
me: the address
old person: that’ll take you into the woods, you’re gonna want to take a turn at every elm tree you see– i trust you know how to identify elms
me: address
old person: by then you will have reached the gnome encampment, their chief will give you a lantern that will help you on your quest, but only after you help him find his magic beans,

my wish for sg s3?

motorcyclegirlfriends:

stennnn06:

to be constantly reminded how insanely, stupid rich lena luthor is

#this is a thing and i want it#consider: alex gets hurt (ish)#kara is stressed and frantic#lena interprets it as ‘my friend is worried about the care alex needs’#lena then buys the hospital and flies six experts from around the world in#and is like kara look i fixed it#and kara is like ?????? how do i explain that my worry was bc alex’s broken leg is from an alien jailbreak at the deo?????