why you gotta call me out like that tumblr

mollymaukthetiefling:

lesbidom:

mutantranger:

coffeedyke:

How to tell they’re gay:

• They do not sit in chairs properly.

The real homosexual agenda is sitting on tables. Or floors. Or two chairs at once with your feet propped up on one.

I feel exposed

Where is the lie

I literally sit like an angsty villain

seesalt:

Me: I’m gonna set a personal deadline

Me to me: She’s a huge pushover do whatever you want