imagine that lena asks kara to go to the gym with here–because she’s
seen (ogled) karas muscles, clearly the girl works out and she’s a busy
ceo but wants to spend time w her friend but there’s only so many hours
in the day, so multi tasking (and she gets to see kara. in tight
exercise clothes, flexing her muscles). and kara is a kind dork who says
yes but there’s just one problem:
kara has never worked out a
day in her life.
she has done 0 actual workouts she’s absolutely Useless
at the gym all those muscles come from the sun or fighting against alex in the DEO sparring room and has no idea how much weight she SHOULD be lifting or how
to work any of the machines or how to have good technique when doing
some of these exercises.
she’s just Panicking and calls alex and alex is just like it can’t be too horrible lemme see you do a push-up and a crunch.
and
then kara does. or she Tries and alex is like. shit. you look like a flailing magikarp fuck well ok i’m gonna
teach you how to do these VERY BASIC ONES this is how a treadmill works
you press this button and then this button STAY ON THAT
and when she meets lena at the gym and lena is kinda Dying like holy shit she didnt really realize how ripped kara is????? but holy shit and poor kara she also gets to see lena in tight exercise clothes and sweaty and she did not think this through and maybe kara does Try but she’s more than a little bit distracted by lena. and. well. some falling/clumsiness ensues.
but
there’s this guy trying to lift way more weight than he should and he’s
kinda trapped (you know that one where you’re laying down pressing the
weight up and down i forget what they’re called) and he’s a p buff dude
but he is Trapped and kara just jogs over and lifts it??? v easily???
like they don’t even see her muscles actually straining At All and
everyone’s staring and kara’s ‘i work out’ line doesn’t really work because
SO DOES EVERYONE THERE THEY WERE JUST LAUGHING AT HER A JUST LITTLE BIT FOR BEING SO WELL MUSCLED AND NOT KNOWING HOW TO WORK ANYTHING
poor alex she knew this was gonna end badly but
hey at least lena got to see kara in shorts and a tank top so she’s
calling that a win
dramatic irony (n) in which the audience knows more about a character’s situation than the character does, foreseeing an outcome contrary to the character’s expectations, and thus ascribing a sharply different sense to some of the character’s own statements
Chris Baldick, Oxford Dictionary of Literary Terms
When a line is repeated four times in scenes featuring the same two characters in the space of less than a year, something is up.
As the audience, we have a distinct vantage point when engaging with a text. A lot of the time we are given information within the story that the characters themselves aren’t privy to. Sometimes it’s something obvious – it’s the audience knowing that Juliet isn’t really dead when Romeo kills himself over her sleeping body out of grief. But sometimes it’s more subtle than that. Sometimes we only get a hint of the information that the characters don’t know, but that hint is enough to make something feel slightly off, or like it’s more significant than it seems at first glance.
Something’s up between Kara and Lena, and I think it lies in the dramatic irony at play throughout the continued repetition of the line “That’s what friends are for.” and its variations in scenes featuring the two of them.
If we look at the first use of the line in Luthors, we can track how dramatic irony is working in their dialogue. The unspoken act that Kara referred to when she said “Well, that’s what friends are for.” is her striking out against the people who she loves and trusts the most to defend Lena. The unspoken act was Kara ignoring seemingly concrete evidence of Lena’s guilt because of a look she saw in her eyes, despite knowing her for a fraction of the time that she’s known someone like James or Alex. The unspoken act was Kara risking her own life in Lex’s bunker to save her. Because we know all of this, “friend” in this context registers immediately as an understatement, but despite not knowing the full picture, Lena herself highlights that it’s an understatement in the following line:
No. I’ve never had friends like you before. Come to think of it, I’ve never had family like you before.
“No.” As in, No, that’s not what friends are for. Even Lena doesn’t know how to explicitly say that, though. This line, and its repetitive and dramatically ironic nature, represent their relationship as a whole. From the start, this line is established as a way to emphasise the fact that Kara and Lena are going above and beyond the bounds of friendship to care for each other, but are unaware of it, leaving the implications of their actions unsaid.
From our vantage point we can see their dedication, we can see the lengths they continue to go to in ensuring each others safety and happiness. Working from Baldick’s definition, because we know more about Kara and Lena’s situation than they do, the statement is “ascrib[ed] a sharply different sense” than it ordinarily would. Each time this line is used, it begs a lingering question to the audience: “Friend” just doesn’t really begin to cover it, does it?
There’s something slightly heartbreaking in that discrepancy between action and words. There’s bittersweetness in the contrast between what should be an earnestly platonic statement from Kara and the fond, wistful smiles she and Lena exchange as she says it. It’s as if the immensity of their feeling for each other is too much to make sense of, too intense to examine – and, in turn, too steeped in distinctly romantic implications for the text to fully recognise if they intend for Kara and Lena to just be “friends”.
The only other CW Supergirl Crisis™ I can live with is some paparazzi caught Lena Luthor kissing Supergirl, which sends the whole National City into full gossip mode.
“Lena Luthor Cheating on Reporter Girlfriend?” “A Luthor and A Super?” “Lena Luthor, in a Polyamorous Relationship?” “Supergirl’s Secret Romance” “It’s a Bird. It’s a Plane. It’s Supergirl on Her Way to Steal Your Girl”
Everyone at CatCo is freaking out.
The DEO is trying very hard to take down the photo.
Alexandra “Boss-ass-big-sister” Danvers is yelling at Kara through the earpiece.
Jess and Sam are forced to answer about 250 phone calls from reporters, LCorp board members, and investors in less than an hour. Jess is talking on four phones at the same time, while Sam is trying so hard not to scream at people.
Kara just sits at her desk, looking dead and anxious at the same time.
Cat Grant just downed her third cup of coffee and is super ready to strangle Kara for being so careless.
Lillian Luthor has a heart attack.
James has been pressing on the panic button on his watch all morning.
Clark Kent is dying of secondhand embarrassment. Lois hasn’t stopped laughing since the news got out.
Lena Luthor is chugging her eighth glass of wine, vowing never to leave her apartment again.
I would add that Lex Luthor is balding in his prison cell, but he’s already pretty bald.
The only Crisis™ I wanna see on the CW Supergirl is how Kara and Alex accidentally picked the same wedding date.
“Kara Zor El Danvers, I am so happy for you and Lena, BUT WE CAN’T GET MARRIED ON THE SAME DAY!” “WE PICKED THE DATE MONTHS AGO!” “YOU NEVER TOLD ANYONE SO IT DOESN’T COUNT! SAM AND I CALLED THE DATE ALREADY. YOU HAVE TO MOVE YOUR BIG OL’ LESBIAN WEDDING TO ANOTHER DATE!” “YOU MOVE YOUR BIG OL’ LESBIAN WEDDING TO ANOTHER DATE!” “KARA!” “ALEXANDRA DANVERS DON’T MAKE ME SETTLE THIS THE OLD FASHIONED WAY!” “FIRST OF ALL IT’S DOCTOR-SLASH-SPECIAL AGENT ALEXANDRA DANVERS, SECOND OF ALL, I DON’T CARE!” “THAT’S IT, I AM CALLING ELIZA!” “THAT WOMAN GAVE BIRTH TO ME, I AM PRETTY SURE SHE’D BE ON MY SIDE!” “I AM THIS PLANET’S BENEVOLENT OVERLORD, I AM SURE SHE WOULDN’T WANT TO PISS ME OFF!” “HOW DARE YOU THREATEN MY MOTHER!” “SHE’S MY MOTHER, TOO, SORT OF, KINDA.”
Eliza, grabbing both Sam’s and Lena’s hands: Are you girls sure you wanna marry my two baby idiots? Lean and Sam, in perfect unison: Yes, unfortunately.