SMOOTH STRIMINAL – Question of Smoke

furikomaru:

pokemonprofessor:

robotsandramblings:

scotchtapeofficial:

thefeelofavideogame:

a mummy who broke out of his sarcophagus wrote this

reblog if ur a striminal

#YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY #YOU’VE BEEN STRUCK BY #A SMOOTH STRIMINAL

nice.

I am so embarrassed that only 31% of us have the good sense to lie when someone asks if we’ve committed a crime.

Alright so guys Pirates of the Caribbean AU. Jack Sparrow is a Smooth Striminal and Will is an honest computer science student who falls in with the wrong crowd and has only streamed things like two times, okay, and Elizabeth’s father is the head of Blockbuster or something (this is set like ten years ago okay) and trying to deal with the end of the age of the movie rental, and idk a lot of stuff happens in between but Elizabeth becomes the striminal Pirate King, leader of all of the pirating websites, and is just a badass forever I ship Elizabeth x Piracy and that’s it.