bathtimefunduck:

A year later, and I’m still not feeling the actual smut, but I think you’ll all enjoy (and maybe relate to) the lead up!
Special thanks to @sapphicscholarwrites and BearsInCastles for the inspiration!

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Googling didn’t help much. Alex didn’t really care what kind of advice that Maxim had for men… some of those tips sounded familiar and lack luster, as if every drunken hook up she’d ever had read the same articles.

After she checked the dates, she probably shouldn’t have been surprised, to be perfectly honest. They likely had.

Cosmo’s latest attempts were less than helpful. More recent attempts at inclusion were certainly creative, but as Alex flipped the magazine sideways, she wasn’t entirely sure they were anatomically possible. At least not for her current level of flexibility.

Maggie did yoga, she might have been able to bend that way, but it looked more painful than fun.

Alex wanted her to have fun.

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