An app that shows you where there’s a young man in possession of a good fortune who must be in want of a wife
On the radar:
Gentleman with 5,000 pounds a year Handsome tragic veteran Dashing officer of good breeding Gentleman with 10,000 pounds a year Liberal-minded heir to a large estate
Your phone buzzes:
Mr. Collins
Your mother runs into the room “the lure I placed on netherfield park has worked at last. There is a young man in possession of good fortune, one of the girls must surely catch him”
I woke up this morning and decided that when pokemon go gets some updates and trainer v trainer battles are implemented, I’m going to start my life anew as a team rocket grunt. I’ll get the outfit together and a good team with koffing and ekans- and go out to meetups so I can lose to children everywhere.
I’ll have phrases ready too. “I can’t believe it- a kid BESTED ME?” “Aw boss is gonna let me have it after this!” “You have such a strong bond with your pokemon- is that why you won? Hmph.”
there is literally so much positivity in the tags of this post i’m gonna cry– yall are so sweet
This is such a wonderful idea!! Petition for teams of people everywhere to be team rocket grunts and be nice to children !!
Blanche: When you said “magical in bed,” this isn’t exactly what I was expecti-
Candela: *holds up eight of hearts* Is this your card?
Blanche: *softly* Holy shit.
Question of Smoke 