Tag: p!nk

ekjohnston:

papasmoke:

In her essay Tik Tok the great philosopher Ke$ha declared that ‘the party don’t start till I walk in.’ which is clearly meant to convey that any recreational gathering is not truly a party until Ke$ha herself arrives.

But what if Ke$ha were to leave the party for some period of time only to then walk in again? This paradoxical scenario in which a party must simultaneously already exist and not exist yet is known as Ke$ha’s Quantum Party and has stumped theoretical physicists for decades.

The philosopher P!nk, on the other hand, requires the party to be started before she’s finished coming up.

crunchy-creamy:

“Matt, my best friend to this day, had never seen a white girl’’s thing. For months he was begging me: “Please show me! I won’’t touch it! I won’’t think of you differently!” I was always like: “***k you! You’’re like my brother.” He was so persistent that I finally gave in. We were in the back of a car,– probably going to get weed– and I’’m like: Here you go.” He goes: “Aaah! It’’s pink!”"