nerdsbianhokie:

nerdsbianhokie:

Sometimes, I remember that Jenna Dewan is a vegan, and can’t help but imagine Lucy Lane as one.

Except, nobody really notices. She’s really quiet about it, doesn’t bring it up. Just goes about checking ingredient lists and asking what’s in stuff. People think, maybe she’s got an allergy or something. They’ve all seen her eat chocolate and stuff, after all, how would they know it’s all vegan alternatives?

Then Maggie shows up, who is a little more vocal about being vegan. Not in a ‘yes everyone, I’m a vegan and it’s so much healthier’ way, but she’ll mention that she can’t eat certain things because she’s vegan, giving the actual reason.

The two of them talk about it a bit, about their reasons and give suggestions.

Then, game night, and they’re ordering food, and when Maggie orders her stuff, Lucy goes ‘oh, that sounds good, make it two of those.’ Everyone else is like, ‘you know that’s vegan, right?’ and Lucy is just ‘you know I’m vegan, right?’

And everyone else (except James, because James k ows because they dated)like just freezes like ’…..no, when the fuck did that happen’

‘oh, you know, almost ten years ago now’

this was basically a joke I made ages ago, but, uh, it’s now my actual hc for Lucy?

oops

superflyse:

#lucy lane looking silly and awkward af#when receiving a compliment#bc lets face it this woman has the#the self-esteem of a houseplant#and how is she supposed to ever feel good about herself#when she’s only ever known as#general lane’s daughter#lois lane’s sister#james olsen’s girlfriend#like look at her she doesn’t even know what to do#she’s in such denial in that first gif#like someone hug this woman#and tell her she’s worth twice her family and then some#jesus christ#lucy lane#supergirl (via @gnomingabout)

nerdsbianhokie:

Teaser

“Wow.”

Kara’s comment was soft. She spoke under her breath as she looked around.

Alex fully agreed with her assessment, but kept her expression straight. She, at least, had known about the plans for the new base, even if it was her first time seeing it. They hadn’t gone further than the command center, hadn’t explored the rest of the building, and it was already vastly different than the desert base.

There were windows, for example. Large ones that made up the entire wall and let the sun fill the room with light.

Light that shot through Alex’s eyes and pierced into her brain. She squinted behind the pink tinted glasses designed to help her migraines.

“Welcome to city base command,” J’onn said.

“It’s…wow,” Kara repeated, stepping up to a circular table that stood in the center of the room. “Not that I’m complaining, but why do we have a second base?”

“For faster response time to events in the city,” J’onn replied.

Kara raised an eyebrow.

“They’re your backup,” Lucy said. She stepped up next to Alex.

A grin erupted on Kara’s face.

“No,” Alex said.

“You’re my backup,” Kara laughed.

“We are not,” Alex said. “It’s a tactically sound decision that was in the works before Supergirl.”

It had really not been anything more than a concept thrown around every year or so. It hadn’t gotten any footing until Supergirl’s appearance had caused an increase in operations within National City itself. Neither were facts Kara needed to know.

“I’m sure Winn could make you a new uniform,” Kara continued. “Something perfect for my sidekick.”

“I’m not your sidekick.”

“You basically are.”

“I can kick your ass.”

“Bring it.”

“Enough,” J’onn cut in.

Alex bit her lip, ducked her head slightly to keep her amusement down. She glanced over at Lucy.

Who was smirking at her.

“While assisting Supergirl will be one of the tasks assigned to teams at city base, it is far from the only one,” J’onn told Kara.

Alex looked up to see Kara tilting her head in confusion.

“This location will be used to contain lower security prisoners as well as any in temporary custody. It has a full trauma center dedicated to agents injured on missions,” J’onn said.

“About a third of the research division is moving here,” Alex added.

“And,” Lucy jumped in. “With the new NCPD liaison starting soon, it works as a better meeting place than the desert. Along with any future political visits, like the president tomorrow.”

Kara nodded. “Wow,” she said. She smirked at Alex. “I just can’t believe you’re going to officially be my backup.”

Alex narrowed her eyes. She turned to glare at Lucy.

“See what you did.”

Lucy grinned at her. “Just told the truth.”

J’onn groaned. “Alright. Let’s go check the rest of the base.”

He gestured towards the stairs that led up to the next level.

Lucy slid up next to Alex as they walked.

“Sidekick outfits should be skimpier than the hero’s, right?” she asked.

Alex furrowed her brow. “What?”

“The sidekick suit? The one Winn could design for you? I’m feeling a mini-skirt.”

Alex rolled her eyes. “You’re not funny.”

Lucy glanced up to where Kara and J’onn were climbing up the last step.

“But I got Kara to laugh.”

Alex took a deep breath.

It had been a rough two weeks since Myriad. Especially for Kara.

The high of saving the world had quickly faded upon learning the impact Myriad had truly had on not just National City, but the entire country, upon hearing how many had died. Alex was sure she could count on one hand the amount of times she had heard Kara laugh since the number had been totaled.

“Yeah,” she murmured. “You did.” She shook her head lightly. “You ready to take over desert base?” she asked.

Lucy’s eyebrow twitched, noting the change in topic, but she didn’t comment on it. “You say that as if I wasn’t in charge the entire time you two were gone.”

“True.”

Alex looked around the new level.

Research. For the more sensitive research, directly related to current missions. There were labs spread throughout the skyscraper, under false companies, for the rest.

Alex peeked into each lab they passed, rolling her head every now and then to fight off the tightness in her neck.

“How was it?” she asked. “While we were gone?”

“Not bad. There was definitely some resentment from the ranks, a lot because of who my father is, but I learned to ignore those comments years ago.”

“Being a general’s daughter not always as cracked up as it seems?”

Lucy let out a short laugh. “Not really.”

They passed the last few labs in silence before reaching a stairwell. Alex held the door open for Lucy.

“How’re the logistics for the memorial service going?” Alex asked.

“As you are not an agent not involved in the operation, I’m not sure I can divulge specifics,” Lucy said.

Alex rolled her eyes.

“Just because I’m not on the field team doesn’t mean I can’t know anything.”

“Maybe, but too much information at once might overload that bruised brain of yours.”

“I’m glad you can joke about my brain damage.”

“We all have brain damage, Danvers, but you’re the one who flew directly towards the source.”

Alex shrugged, not able to argue.

If Kara’s pod hadn’t had any sort of shields on it, she would have died before she had gotten as close as she had. As it was, she was left with worse symptoms than the agents who had stayed in the base.

Like the near constant migraines.

Doctors had been hesitant to call the remnant damage from Myriad concussions, but the symptoms were similar enough all agents had been put on concussion protocol. Those with the worst symptoms had been benched.

Including Alex.

She would do it again to save Kara if she had to.

“Speaking of your head, how’s it feeling?” Lucy asked.

Alex shrugged again. “It’s been worse.”

Lucy scoffed.

The exited the stairwell. That floor and the one above were agent quarters, if Alex remembered the building plan correctly.

“It’s fine, Lane, really,” Alex said. “I took some meds before we came over, and the glasses really help.”

Sure, there was some pain. A decent amount of pain, really, but it was better than it had been a few days ago. No nausea at the moment, that was definitely a plus. No vertigo, either. All in all, not too bad.

A headache, but not a migraine.

Yet.

Kara looked back at them. Alex waved her off.

She didn’t want Kara any more worried about her than she already was.

“You’ll let us know if it gets worse before we’re done?” Lucy asked.

Alex watched her for a moment, searching for anything beyond concern, but found nothing. She nodded.

“I will.”

Would Superwoman!Lucy have a nemesis? (What if Alex insists that, since all superheroes need nemeses, obviously, and since Lucy doesn’t have one, that *Alex* could be her nemesis? XD)

yesokayiknow:

so at first people think that superwomen should have a
luthor nemesis, because every super has one

kara: i don’t???

everyone: lillian

kara: oh yeah i guess she is kind of my archenemy—

livewire: um exCUSE ME???????

kara: WHERE DID YOU EVEN COME FROM

this obviously doesn’t reflect well on lena (though when
does anything), and lucy makes an effort to tell people that she thinks lena is a good person. there
are still people who think it’s some kind of elaborate ruse though, because of course there are

lena, later: don’t worry about it. there’s nothing you can
do to make them stop

lucy: what if i punch them

alex: no i already tried that. didn’t work

lucy: what if i blow up their cars

alex: no i already tried that. didn’t work

lucy: what if—

lena: this is why people think i’m a supervillain

and yeah, once they all learn her secret identity alex 100%
offers to be her nemesis and she’s mostly (…..probably mostly) joking, but then an alien dies in a shootout but the deo need cadmus to think they’re still alive for an operation and alex is the only one who fits the costume
and has the spare time, so clearly she’s the only one for the job.

kara: no??????????

alex: but i’ve already cleared out my calendar

kara: you have a calendar????

alex: yes?? how else would i know when my experiments are done??

kara: but you don’t label your experiments??????

alex: what’s your point

and obviously she doesn’t have to face up against
only lucy, but there’s no way she’s
raising a hand against kara, and james only tends to fight crime at night??? so yeah, alex becomes lucy’s archenemy for about a month.

all their fights have a lot of weird ust and they spend most of them trying to one up each other with ridiculously corny one liners and sometimes lucy drops by catco and spreads rumours about alex’s alter ego and sometimes alex visits maggie’s precinct and very loudly mocks superwoman and alex figures out a way to hurt lucy so quickly that it’s actually kind of worrying and lucy actually breaks alex’s ribs and kara probably loses a good chunk of her hair through worry.

alex and lucy both agree that it was the best month ever.

eventually though it sort of becomes a running joke that
she doesn’t have an archenemy???

so just like

vasquez: so who’s your enemy this week

lucy: jeans without pockets

vasquez: same

and

lucy to the alien whose ass she just kicked: sorry to dash
but i’ve got to go face my true enemy: global
warming

and

j’onn: agent lane could you fill out this paperwork please

lucy: but it’s my nemesis!!

j’onn: lane i swear to god i’m two seconds away from firing
you

which all comes to a head when a lucky reporter manages to
catch her after a big battle and asks if she actually has a nemesis and lucy
answers ‘capitalism’.

it takes the internet all of ten minutes to turn socialist!superwoman into a meme.

lucy, reverently: this is the best thing that i have ever and will ever achieve in my entire life

j’onn: well it was nice but i’ve decided to leave earth forever