popcorn-fox:

honey-stick:

starlight-sanders:

pepperminthowell:

cappuccinohowell:

marquiis-de-la-baguette:

watermellens:

studyandlush:

open-plan-infinity:

twentyonelizards:

fihli:

poseidhn:

steveogers:

three internet trends i will (regrettably) probably never grow out of:

• typing in a cresCENDO TO EXPRESS EXCITEMENT
• …………..unnecessarily……. long……….. ellipsis’
• puttinfh a typo in eveyr other word to shwo u dont really give a fukc but u actually do

  • also unnecessary!!!! punctuation marks??????? like…… ??? what is going on here????? i!! am!!! so!!! excited!!!!
  • and™ totally™ unneeded™ trademark symbols™

personally I enjoy Random Capitalisation to show things are Very Important

  • can we also talk about starting a sentence and then kind of just 

stating something reblog if you agree

dude this isn’t even a collection of memes, this is a demonstration of internet grammar… anyone who says that when you type and communicate on the internet you lose too much inflection to get the real meaning just doesn’t understand internet syntax. the evolution of language in action.

the Rosetta Stone of the twenty first century

Also 🙂 doing 🙂 this 🙂 to express 🙂 bottled 🙂 pain 🙂

or,,,,,using commas,,,,,, for elipsis’ ,,,, bc,,, it sounds better,,, in your head,,,, than periods,,,,,,,

pu t ting sp a ces in your wor ds at r and om time s because w hat the fu ck

Is it just me, or did anyone else read all of these with different tones of voice, volume, and inflection?

Don’t forget the B I G S P A C E S F O R E M P H A S I S

butlookatthenexus:

dealanexmachina:

randomthingsthatilike123:

karalovesallthegirls:

Ok but imagine someone finds out that some journalist for a gossip website is writing an article on Kara and the DEO tries but they can’t get access to it and they’re all freaking out thinking it’s a Supergirl reveal and the article comes out titled ‘Who the hell is Kara Danvers?’ And it’s got a series of photos of her with Clark Kent and Lois Lane, her following after Cat Grant and interacting with Maxwell Lord. There are pictures from her college internship working at Wayne Enterprises – including candids of her eating lunch with the elusive Bruce Wayne himself. There’s a photo from years ago when she met Diana Prince while visiting Clark. A picture of her and Lena Luthor sitting close, leaning in to each other and whispering. There are excerpts of her quotes from supergirl, someone she seems to know personally.

At no point does the article mention her possibly being supergirl. It only talks about how this seemingly plain, average 20-something from a coastal small town is somehow connected to many of the most powerful and influential people from coast to coast. And thanks to the DEOs attempts to get the article before it’s published, there’s an editorial addition at the end that says after announcing plans to write on the reporter, their servers were attacked and nearly hacked in to in an attempt to stop its publication.

“So I ask you,” the article ends, “who exactly is this Kara Danvers?”

i love this and i want More

Someone fic this please.

Who the Hell is Kara Danvers?

If you visit Kara Danvers’ personal social media profiles, you’ll mostly find cat videos, pictures of lovingly crafted lattes from Noonan’s cafe, and selfies with her sister, Alex, captioned with a hashtag of whatever show they were binging when they took it. You’ll learn she’s a native of Midtown, and an alumnus of National City University, with a degree in business management. You’ll learn she’s a twenty-six year old staff writer for Catco Magazine.

On her professional accounts, you’ll find links to all her writing – a small but growing body of work mainly concerned with alien rights advocacy and L Corp’s rebranding in National City and generosity – and opinionated statements on human rights. You’ll find fond comments from James Olsen, Pulitzer winning photojournalist and head of Catco Worldwide Media, Catco staff photos featuring rare smiles from editor Snapper Carr, and a selfie with the Queen of All Media herself on Cat Grant’s last day at the Catco offices. Given Kara Danvers has been a Catco employee for four years, this might be expected.

If you visit Kara Danvers’ tagged photos, you’ll find selfies and candids with world renowned journalists Lois Lane and Clark Kent. Not pictures from an official visit to a rival news outlet across the country. Personal, affectionate photos of the Kent-Lanes in their home. With Kara Danvers. You’ll find a picture, taken by Clark Kent, of United Nations ambassador Diana Prince, a long time friend of the Kent-Lanes, with an -at the time – college aged Kara Danvers, Prince giving her a friendly kiss on the cheek.

If you go deeper down this rabbit hole, into paparazzi photos, you’ll find close to a hundred unique shots of Kara Danvers with the otherwise extremely private Lena Luthor. You’ll find them in public cafes, outside theatres, and walking out of bars. Close enough to reach out and touch, frequently laughing and beaming at one another. You’ll find shots of her outside Wayne Enterprises in Gotham with enigmatic billionaire Bruce Wayne, his arm around her shoulders as they duck into a BMW with tinted windows. Shots of her at public events tailing Cat Grant, chatting casually with Maxwell Lord.

And if you read Kara Danvers’ writing, you’ll find dozens of quotes from National City’s hero, Supergirl. These quotes seem off the cuff, casual in a way no other journalist has been able to coax out of the blonde Kryptonian, who has been noted in interviews with Cat Grant, Snapper Carr, and other acclaimed journalists to be somewhat tight lipped and cautious with the press. Supergirl currently has no known contact methods for the general public, but after every crisis, she is ready with an opinion and an encouraging statement… As long as it’s Kara Danvers’ name on the byline.

And finally, when this article was announced – privately, amongst our sites editors and writers – my editors and I began to receive cryptic threats from an untraceable source. They persisted for this piece’s entire development cycle, culminating on an attack on our servers that still has our site reeling. The only reason this article survives was that, by chance, I had made a hard copy for editing the night before.

So, I ask again, who exactly is Kara Danvers?

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

birdonabird:

avatar-14:

tastefullyoffensive:

(via lowghen)

MAKE HIM REGRET

*spec prep*

BEING BORN

*spec prep*

So my husband tells a story about a guy he worked with at his first job. They’d regularly go to a Thai restaurant near their office – one of those really legit places where grandma is the chef. So the guy says one day to their server, looks this girl dead in the eye, and says “You can’t make it hot enough.”

Server gives him this look like “your funeral” and takes the order to the kitchen. GRANDMA COMES OUT AND LOOKS AT THIS POOR WHITE BOY, shakes her head, and goes back in the kitchen.

When the dish comes out, it’s a solid mass of just RED. Dudes at the table are dying just sitting near it. This guy tries his damnedest, gets about five bites in, and can’t do it. Mr You-cant-make-it-hot-enough was fucking obliterated by Chef Grandma.

And to add insult to injury, they replaced the dish for him, and GRANDMA BRINGS IT OUT, gives him a look and shakes her head.

I think there’s a reasonable chance this was his receipt.

HE BROUGHT IT ON HIMSELF BY TALKING SHIT ABOUT THEIR PAD THAI