J’onn: Alex, let me see what you have.
Alex running past J’onn to interrogate a suspect: A knife!
J’onn: NO!
Lucy in the background: Where’d she get a knife?
emma: I am a lesbiab
emma: lesbiam
emma: less bien
regina: it’s ok take ur time
emma: girls
regina: i know
Tumblr: #this fucking donut #can we talk about this fucking donut for a minute #can we #because on this donut #the sprinkles just comfortably melt into the icing #you can tell that they are so perfectly in tune with each other #and they’ve come so far from when the sprinkles just sort of sat on top #barely touching for fear of rejection #just ugh I can’t #otp: comfortably melting
4chan: here’s a picture of someone putting their dick in a donut.
reddit: that donut needs to go back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
academia.edu: Here is a pdf of the seminar paper I wrote about the erotics/poetics/semiotics/science of donut eating.
deviantArt:I did not steal this donut. I traced it so now it’s mine.
It got better
Fanfic.net: The donut is the setting for a high school AU, were two sprinkles meet and realise they have more in common than they ever thought possible, however, the mean chocolate sauce has caught wind of their secret relationship. Will they be able to make it together before it’s too late? M for a lemon flavoured donut.
This has officially become one of my favorite posts.
I JUST REBLOGGED BUT FANFIC MADE IT PERFECT
Ladies and gentlemen, I present you with: The Internet.
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this is literally all i could think about during this scene in the first ep of Discovery.
Bad things happen in the Learning Pit.
Honestly he had one child running around being a hippie and the other getting into fights at school and yet for SOME REASON (coughcoughbigotrycough) he was like “hello Best Child u are actuallt Trash” like???? whomst let him be a dad
Kara hates that Alex convinced her to go to a midnight showing of classic horror movies, starting with Creature From the Black Lagoon and ending on Carrie. She hates that it’s now three thirty in the morning and she’s unlikely to sleep well for at least a week, thanks to every jump scare, brutal killing, and hacked limb.
“C’mon, Kar. You see violence like every day,” Alex teases, linking their arms together as they leave the theater. “This shoulda been like nothing to you.”
Kara grimaces. “I fight because I need to. They killed because it was fun for them. You can’t always stop evil like that.”
“You got pretty scared by Carrie there at the end.”
“No I didn’t,” Kara retorts, her cheeks coloring. “I just… I thought mothers were supposed to be like Eliza. Why didn’t anyone see that something was wrong at home?”
“Yeah, maybe it was a little exaggerated in the film, but there’s tons of mothers out there who don’t do a very good job with the whole love, praise, and pride thing. A lot of people have to seek out, like, mother-figures to get emotional junk they don’t get at home.”
Kara’s quiet for a moment. “Like you found J’onn as a sort of father?”
Alex huffs but nods. “Yeah, like space dad. You can’t tell me you haven’t looked, even unintentionally, at Cat as a sort of maternal force.”
“Oh, no!” Kara misses a step. “I couldn’t. That would be… weird, I guess.”
“She guides you, teaches you, and helps you be a better person, right?”
“Right…”
“That’s pretty motherly.”
Kara shakes her head vehemently. “I do not look at her like a mother.”
For a moment, Alex considers this. Finally, a smile spreads across her lips. “Oh my God, Kara. You like her, don’t you?”
“No!”
“You so do.” Alex tugs her along more quickly. “Let’s get home and you can spill all the details. I can’t believe you kept this from me. How long?”
Question of Smoke 