alex: hey, where’s lena?
kara: hang on, i got this.
kara: oh my GOD my entire life is falling apart and i feel like i have no one to turn to-
lena, bursting through the door: oH MY GOD ARE YOU OKAY DO YOU WANT TO TALK HERE LET ME BUY YOU A COMPANY WILL THAT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND I SUPPORT YOU THROUGH EVERYTHING
kara: there she is
cool new idea for supergirl 3b: everyone goes to therapy together
mgann knows a fellow telepathy and honestly I’m just imagining that scene from rescue me where the therapist leaves the room, and calls his friend and is like haha great prank dude can’t believe you sent me these actors with the girl who’s entire family tried to kill her and the other girl who’s family also tried to kill her and her whole world literally died and she’s never even had any kind of therapy and suffers from pretty much sensory processing disorder and the dude with the child killer father and the closeted lesbian who’s father has come back to life and a fugitive on the run and the other lesbian who was kicked out at 14 and how every single one but the sister and her fiance has been/is in love with the blonde woman with the biceps hilarious buddy
wait.
you didn’t send them. this is real. hold on. I gotta go
*goes back to the room* “so we’re not going to have enough time today”
that time Cat had a few hours to kill between meetings and wandered into a quaint little bar under a bridge called Roni’s (aka today’s wtf crossover AU)
I can’t believe it’s taken movies this long to realize one woman could be both of these things. (gif sources: @dceumovies and @cartersharon)
this is literally James Cameron’s nightmare. hahahaha
Kara: Lena’s my sugar mama now.
Alex: *chokes on wine*
Winn: ???!!!
James: What…
Lena: KARA ZOR EL DANVERS, I BOUGHT YOU SOME RED VINES AND KIT KATS. THAT DOES NOT MEAN I AM YOUR SUGAR MAMA!
Alex, Winn, and James: Oh thank Rao!
Lena: But I could be if you want me to.
hi i’m tolkien here are my ocs. i call them Elves (not elfs!!! if you call them elfs i will block you) they look like humans but they’re tall, live forever, and have pointy ears. that’s it bye
cs lewis: are you alright with constructive criticism? i dont want to sound mean
tolkien: no go ahead i want to hear it
cs lewis: they fucking suck
tolkien: thats not constructive criticism
cs lewis: here’s my OC, it’s jesus but he’s a lion tolkien: Furry cs lewis: blocked
Tolkien: lamp posts don’t exist in fantasy worlds Cs Lewis: ok you know what fuck you
CS Lewis: I could beta for you if you want. help you trim the fat on your stories
Tolkien: what do you mean
CS Lewis: I just. you describe a lot of trees. are trees that important
Tolkien: just you fucking wait. trees are SO important.
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