imagine that lena asks kara to go to the gym with here–because she’s
seen (ogled) karas muscles, clearly the girl works out and she’s a busy
ceo but wants to spend time w her friend but there’s only so many hours
in the day, so multi tasking (and she gets to see kara. in tight
exercise clothes, flexing her muscles). and kara is a kind dork who says
yes but there’s just one problem:
kara has never worked out a
day in her life.
she has done 0 actual workouts she’s absolutely Useless
at the gym all those muscles come from the sun or fighting against alex in the DEO sparring room and has no idea how much weight she SHOULD be lifting or how
to work any of the machines or how to have good technique when doing
some of these exercises.
she’s just Panicking and calls alex and alex is just like it can’t be too horrible lemme see you do a push-up and a crunch.
and
then kara does. or she Tries and alex is like. shit. you look like a flailing magikarp fuck well ok i’m gonna
teach you how to do these VERY BASIC ONES this is how a treadmill works
you press this button and then this button STAY ON THAT
and when she meets lena at the gym and lena is kinda Dying like holy shit she didnt really realize how ripped kara is????? but holy shit and poor kara she also gets to see lena in tight exercise clothes and sweaty and she did not think this through and maybe kara does Try but she’s more than a little bit distracted by lena. and. well. some falling/clumsiness ensues.
but
there’s this guy trying to lift way more weight than he should and he’s
kinda trapped (you know that one where you’re laying down pressing the
weight up and down i forget what they’re called) and he’s a p buff dude
but he is Trapped and kara just jogs over and lifts it??? v easily???
like they don’t even see her muscles actually straining At All and
everyone’s staring and kara’s ‘i work out’ line doesn’t really work because
SO DOES EVERYONE THERE THEY WERE JUST LAUGHING AT HER A JUST LITTLE BIT FOR BEING SO WELL MUSCLED AND NOT KNOWING HOW TO WORK ANYTHING
poor alex she knew this was gonna end badly but
hey at least lena got to see kara in shorts and a tank top so she’s
calling that a win
okay but the screenwriter for Thor: Ragnarok is obviously intimately aware of what it’s like to have siblings because like…the snake scene? Bickering at every opportunity? Throwing things at each other for no real reason? “You know this guy?” “I have no idea who this person is”? Smirking when your sibling does something cool because ‘nothing but respect for MY sibling’ and then turning around and punching each other in the face right afterward? Stabbing each other for fun and then going ‘oh come on you big baby, that didn’t even hurt’? The fucking ‘Get Help’ scene? Like bruh…that is some Truth in Hollywood right there
me: not for years, but I have an exquisitely plotted story in my head about how Sansa Stark serves as lady of winterfell and falls in love with another northern lady but she doesn’t realize it’s Love Love because she’s just like “what very good friends we are :)” and the other woman is really good at resource management and where to put latrines so people don’t get sick, and they work together and are best friends and maybe more?? Yes, more. It’s a fifteen episode miniseries about rebuilding after war, peacetime governance, and gentle gay love, sexuality, and trust. I have the camera angles all planned out. Arya is there, and she has twelve direwolves puppies that cause mischief. At some point, the whole north is like “There Must Always Be A Stark In Winterfell And It’s Fine If She’s A Lesbian”
someone: can you pass the salt?
me: Episode Three starts with Sansa standing by her window, watching a pack of giggling small children have a snowball fight. She looks cold, austere. She watches Arya fucking pile-drive a six year old into a snow bank. Sansa’s lip quirks. She is Healing. The plot of this episode is dealing with mice in the grain supplies. Sophie Turner is nominated for seven emmys in one season.
I picture every interaction Sam has internally with Reign as that vine where someone asks what a guy wants to eat and the demon answers “the souls of the innocent” and the guy verbally answers “a bagel”
Question of Smoke 