tenebrousminded:

alwaysthecrazyone:

shingeki-no-flute-fluff:

lithefider:

glorious-godofchaos:

reyairia:

pirateking92:

“That’s your otp”?

“They’re just friends”

image

“That’s your otp”?

“But they hate each other.”

image

“That’s your otp?” 

“But they’re not gay.”

image

“That’s your otp?”

“But they are like 2 feet apart in height.”

image

“That’s your otp?”

“But one of them is dead.”

image

Just because this is a classic.

bowiepan:

OK, imagine kids don’t trick ‘or’ treat at Kara apartment building. So dressed in her Supergirl costume, she goes to Lena’s house with a lawn chair and a garbage bag full of candy and just starts handing out fist fulls of candy to the kids and two to the ones dressed as Supergirl.

venomousperfume:

lukas-langs:

leggyboyjohnson:

transmedicalismkills:

istudypirates:

malkiewicz:

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

My favourite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call

It’s called connotations.

Try this one on for size:

“Forgive me, Father, I have sinned”

“Sorry, Daddy, I’ve been naughty”

great news! Language is now banned

😂