once a lady told me that if my plants are dying even when I’m caring for them correctly, it means they’re absorbing the curses my enemies are casting upon me. so now when my plants randomly die, I wonder if they died protecting me.
whoa
Is this why witches live in the forest? Blanket curse immunity?
[desert witch sees 1 tumbleweed] holy sHIT
@majordetectiveagent Maggie is mad cause her bonsais keep dying and asks Lucy and Alex to please stop being such assholes to people so they dont get cursed as much
Maggie’s bonsais keep dying and she can’t figure out why until witch!Lucy takes a look at them with a bit of her magic and is like, “Huh.” Maggie: “That’s not a confused ‘huh.’ That’s the ‘huh’ of ‘well, this is new and frightening.” Lucy: “So these are filled with ill intent. Outside ill intent, cause I know damn well what it feels like when one of you want me to sleep on the couch.” Alex: “Bonsai shield?” Lucy, nodding: “Bonsai shield.” Maggie: “I’m blaming the two of you for our need for one.” L&A: *indignant squawking* Maggie: “This has never happened before. Therefore, your fault.”
Thor, Asgardian and naive: Loki, I’ve been meaning to ask. Are you and the Grandmaster involved in a… romantic relationship?
Loki, also Asgardian, naive to a degree: No, we have a mutually beneficial relationship that means I get whatever I desire from him, like wealth, and he gets whatever he desires from me.
Bruce Banner, Midgardian, knows exactly what a sugar daddy is: oh sounds great
honestly one of the most evil things is when a character is popularly headcanoned as gay by fans and then creators give them a heterosexual love interest just to put a stop to it because they hate gay people so much they can’t stand to see them identify with characters they love or have any sort of happiness at all
yes this post is about luke skywalker but also ryan from high school musical
Question of Smoke 