crazyintheeast:

Ok but imagine if Alex desperate to find ways to help her sister calls the Legends. After all they have a spaceship and future technology. The Legends quickly come and while Ray, Wally and Gideon help to work on the problem the rest of the Legends don’t really have anything to do so they decide like the good helpful heroes that they are to pick up the slack while Supergirl is out of it and help deal with any problems

Our racist professor believing that Supergirl is down for the count decides in what was is probably the worst timing of all of history to take his bigoted friends and launch a full on attack on an alien community and when the Legends come they…pretty much slaughter them. Neither Sara,Mick, Zari, Constantine or Nate are especially fond of bigots and seeing what is basically modern version of nazis they don’t hold back at all when protecting the aliens.

Sara is breaking bones and stabbing then left and right, Mick is burning them without any hesitation, Zari is smashing them to pieces with her wind and Nate just casually punches them hard enough to leave them crippled. And as a special treat Constantine is out there flinging curses and doing very horror movie like things to them. By the end of the fight six bigots are dead, two wish they were dead, eight will be crippled for life and the rest are practically running to the police. When the media comes Sara is her utterly smooth self. She is completely unapologetic,dismisses the bigots as nazi lites who got what they deserved(and of course Mick loudly shouts from the background Burn All Nazis) and basically tells everybody she is a vigilante and doesn’t really care if the police and politicians doesn’t approve her methods.. Sara and Mick appeal far far more to the public at large then some emotionally unstable racist professor and the public opinion turns sharply

And Mercy and the professor are just ….in really deep shit. Two thirds of their recruits who at most expected to be slightly roughed up by the police or Supergirl immediately flee in terror and the rest are so paranoid about getting killed by these new terrifying heroes  that they don’t dare to go out . They quickly return Lena’s device praying to all the gods that the DEO finds a way to fix the atmosphere  Supergirl comes back as soon as possible. Especially after the Legends become a viral meme and Mick’s shout of Burn All Nazis gets remixed and becomes a number 1 song

Long story short Kara wakes up to a very weird world

Arrow Season One: What are queer people?
Arrow Season Two: Here’s Sara, we’re going to introduce you to her ex-girlfriend Nyssa, who is a remorseless assassin who plays into both the predatory lesbian and psycho ex-girlfriend trope, then have her spend the rest of the season banging Oliver. At the end of the season, she’ll sell herself back to her ex-girlfriend to buy help for Oliver.
Arrow Season Three: Surprise, bitch, Sara’s dead, and Nyssa, a canon lesbian, is forced into a marriage with a man. Oh, and Curtis is gay, I guess.
The Flash Season One: Um… Joe’s boss is gay, and getting married.
Arrow Season Four: Nyssa is clearly crushing hard on Laurel, who’s maybe sort of crushing back, but Laurel is going to betray Nyssa to raise Sara from the dead, only now Sara is a crazy killing machine, who we’re writing off the show, and Nyssa will be abandoned to prison. Oh, and Curtis is still gay, and has a husband. And we’re going to kill Laurel because she might flirt with Nyssa again in the future. Oh, and we’ll let Nyssa out of prison so she can cry prettily over having another woman she loves murdered.
The Flash Season Two: Joe’s boss is still gay *and* married to a guy! We have rep, really!
Supergirl Season One: No Homo! Look, Alex has chemistry with Maxwell Lord! SEE!!! She’s totally not gay! And neither is Kara!
Legends of Tomorrow: Here is Sara. Sara is going to walk into a bar in the 70’s and trash talk a think necked asshole by telling him she’d totally bang his girlfriend. Then she’s going to seduce a nurse in the fifties, and flirt with Captain Cold while having a deep character arc about struggling with her mental health. She’ll have setbacks, but eventually take huge steps towards recovery, and become pretty much everyone’s favorite character on the show, and the emotional core of the team.
Arrow Season Five: Curtis! Totally Gay! Of course, we’re going to destroy his marriage, and leave him single and basically sexless so he’s non-threatening to our straight viewers while we rub the hetero all over the screen.
The Flash Season Three: Um, Joe’s boss is still gay, but we’re never going to bring that up. But we have Rep!
Supergirl Season Two: Here is Maggie Sawyer. She is very, very gay. Here is Alex Danvers. Alex Danvers is going to take one look at Maggie Sawyer, and there will then be an Alex shaped hole in the closet door, because any time Alex things of Maggie, she becomes too gay to function, and you have to function to upon a door. Here is Kara Danvers and Lena Luthor, both of whom look at each other like they hung the moon and stars, and are super straight. Look, Kara even has a boyfriend. He’s such a great guy. He used to own slaves, and is a selfish, misogynistic sack of shit, who treats Kara terribly. It must be true love!
Legends of Tomorrow Season Two: Here is Sara Lance. Sara Lance is going to seduce or be seduced by women through every single period in history. She’s going to be nearly executed for seducing every girl in a puritan village. She’s going to seduce Queen Guinevere. She’s going to bang the Queen of France while the rest of the team is having a superhero fight. Because Sara Lance just loves rubbing her grubby little bisexual hands all over your straight washed history. Also, Sara is in charge now, and she’s the star of the show.
Arrow Season Six: Um… Curtis is still gay.
The Flash Season Four: Joe’s boss is still gay. We will never actually mention or refer to it, but it’s still rep!
Supergirl Season Three: This is Alex. Alex is super gay, and her engagement fell apart. She’s struggling to deal with that. Also, Kara and Lena are both still super straight.
Legends of Tomorrow Season Three: This is Sara. She is still hella bisexual. She totally banged Supergirl’s sister, hooked up with John Constantine and get an Enemies to Friends To Lovers arc with Ava that’s straight out of fanfic. Also, we’re introducing an alternate version of Captain Cold who’s hella gay. Gideon is going to write Avalance fanfiction and show it to Zari until Zari becomes an Avalance shipper. Mick Rory is going to cheer Sara on every time she hooks up with a girl. Also, John Constantine is going to show up, flirt with Alternate Universe Captain Cold before the Sara hook up, and Ava Lance is going to be a completely useless lesbian in multiple episodes. Yes Homo. ALL THE HOMO!
Black Lightning: This is Anissa. Anissa is hella gay. Two episodes in, and you get a sex seen with her and her girlfriend that’s hot and sweet. Then, she meets Grace, who is totally into her from the get go. Also, Anissa has superpowers, and gets a superhero origin arc this season, and it is awesome. She’s brave, she’s bad ass, she’s afraid of dead rats, but that isn’t going to stop her from kicking ass and taking names and God help you if you get in her way.