Kara: Okay, time to go around and say what we’re all thankful for
Alex: This thanksgiving, I’m thankful for my alien gun
Kara: Alex
Alex: *drinks wine*
James: I’m thankful for not being a part of the plot anymore, so I have lots of time to work on my muscles
Winn: I’m thankful that my creepy girlfriend disappeared without a trace or a mention
Lena: I’m thankful for all of the companies I could buy for Kara.
Alex: *snorts*
Lena: I mean, for the world. For the good of journalism.
Alex: *snorts and chokes on wine*
Lena: I’m also thankful for all my sassy comebacks to douchebag men this past year
Maggie: CHEERS TO THAT
Alex: AMEN SISTER
Maggie: I’m thankful for this amazing family who has accepted me and loves me, and of course, for Alex, my beautiful fiancée, who I love more than life itself and is the best gift I’ve ever gotten
Kara: *cries*
James: *cries*
Lena: *cries delicately*
Winn: *ugly sobs *
Alex: HERE, TAKE MY ALIEN GUN, I LOVE YOU, SHUT UP, GIVE ME TURKEY
whERE is my thanksgiving au where kara posts an ad on craiglists about being an “alien gf for hire” to piss off anti-alien parents and lena hires her to take home to lillian
“is ur family always talking about those damn aliens and how they should jsut go back to their own planet and not take ur jobs?
wanna really stick it to them? look no further!
I can either
be openly alien the whole dinner, to make ur bigoted family feel inferior
or dramatically come out when the subject is brought up
will charm the pants of everyone in either situation! Will also throw hands with anybody you want me to (i wont kill anybody or seriously harm them) (this goes doubly for homophobic family members if you’re a lady)
Question of Smoke 