Tag: aliens

sarahsyna:

GUYS. GUYS. EVERYONE.

CONCEPT ART FROM ANDROMEDA. OF FAMILIES ON THE NEXUS (plus one Mordin Solus). IT’S SO CUTE

LOOK

lookit them and their wee elbow fighting

!!tiny turians!!

Mordin ;AAAAA; (and class!)

This is just super pretty and tiny lil asari’s =O face is also precious

KROGAN DAD CHARGE!!! LOOKIT ALL THE KROGAN BABIES! LOOKIT THE ONE PROBABLY SCREAMING ‘ONWARD!’

=DDDDD

jungwildeandfree:

ethantheheffalump:

cerynn:

theamazingsallyhogan:

the-gender-enigma:

prokopetz:

Bad: aliens that insist upon referring to human women as “feeeeemales”.

Good: aliens that insist upon dividing humans into binary categories, but the binary in question is based on something we’d regard as trivial and bizarre.

pro cilantro and anti cilantro

Just to screw with us they refer to have designated half the population as “edible” and the other half is “inedible.”

No intention of eating anyone, they just like how uncomfortable it makes everyone.

Even better: the aliens all agree on who is edible and who is inedible, but the humans have no idea what the criteria is

Even better: there is no criteria, the Aliens just keep a running list of whenever one member designated a human as edible or not. People are baffled because the selection appears random yet all the aliens are up to date, so there must be SOMETHJNG

I love this because it implies the aliens possess either (1) a universal hive mind or (2) an intergalactic group chat dedicated to fucking with humanity 

kelssiel:

aliens being confused by how humans deal with scents

human: “gonna have to wash this blanket to get rid of that new smell,”
alien: *makes a note that humans prefer to mark objects with familiar scents*

human: “gotta love that new car smell”
alien: *scratches out previous note and replaces it with a question mark*

human: “old books smell so good,”
alien: *increasingly frustrated note taking*

human: “mmm love that new book smell,”
alien: “WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?”