How to tell they’re gay:
• They do not sit in chairs properly.
The real homosexual agenda is sitting on tables. Or floors. Or two chairs at once with your feet propped up on one.
I feel exposed
Where is the lie
I literally sit like an angsty villain
Tag: about me
Imagination: omg yes
Writing skills: wtf no
Do yall also have these mutuals that you just??? Grew really fond of?? Like, you never properly talk to them and all you do is like each other’s posts but whenever you see them on your dash you’re like “hello sunshine, I hope you’re drinking lots of water and being happy your health and wellbeing is so important to me” and I hope that’s not weird because honestly that’s me all the time
Someone: you can’t have more than one otp, it’s one true pairing
Me: don’t ever talk to me or my otp or my otp or my otp or my ot3 ever again
mood: want your attention but don’t wanna bother you
Schroedinger’s Writer is the state of being simultaneously convinced that you’re the person most capable of telling this story and also that you’re the person destined to fuck it up beyond all repair
There are characters I would probably die for but at the
same time I get personally offended when people say “They’re a pure cinnamon
roll who did nothing wrong uwu” like EXCUSE ME, they did a lot of things wrong,
they are a walking dumpster fire, do not deny their crimes.
Me: I’m gonna set a personal deadline
Me to me: She’s a huge pushover do whatever you want
Queer doesn’t mean “don’t label me,” it means “I am naming myself.” It means “ask me more questions if you[‘re] curious” and in the same breath means “fuck off.”
Question of Smoke 