BOOTY DOCTOR

chasholidays:

Wells is the one who actually wants to join a gym. His pitch to Clarke is that he needs a buddy to keep him accountable, so they should sign up together, and she about half-believes him, in that she thinks it’s about half true. He really does like having company, but he’s also Wells. In general, he is motivated and responsible and definitely would go to the gym on his own. He doesn’t actually need Clarke to go with him.

But Clarke was lagging on finding a gym for herself, making excuses about how she’d do it later, and Wells probably figured he should just find a gym and come up with a schedule for both of them. They were gym buddies in high school and then she didn’t go to the gym much in college; maybe he’s the missing piece of her fitness routine.

The place he picks is only a few blocks from their apartment, on her way home from work, which is another point in favor of the whole plan, and enough to tip her into actually agreeing. They meet up at the train station, go over to the gym together, and Wells does whatever magic he does to be secretly super ripped while Clarke watches trashy TV on the stair master.

It’s a good system, one that Clarke likes and feels no need to disrupt with anything drastic like group classes or making eye contact with anyone else in the gym for a good three months, right up until she first notices The Guy.

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Pointless LOTR headcanon of the day: Frodo & Merry both take after their mothers, meaning Frodo looks more like a Brandybuck than a Baggins and Merry looks more like a Took. This is a constant source of petty contention.

(Pippin meanwhile absolutely takes after his father & is the most Tookish looking)

Merry: call me a Took one more time

Gandalf: if it looks like a Took and acts like a Took it’s a Took

Merry: I will END you

Gandalf is the only nonhobbit in the fellowship who understands the minutiae of Took Vs Brandybuck Vs Baggins rivalry & he delights in it, everyone else baffled

Frodo: look it’s perfectly simple. The Brandybucks don’t like the Tooks because they play golf and think they’re better than everyone because they occasionally go on adventures. The Tooks don’t like the Brandybucks because they live on the wrong side of the river and like boats. And nobody likes the Bagginses because they’re annoying.

Aragorn: are you… Including yourself in that

Frodo: I said what I said.

Frodo: now the Bagginses don’t like the Brandybucks OR the Tooks because they’re highly disrepectable but also richer than they are. And as far as a lot of the Bagginses are concerned I’m a Brandybuck because I grew up in Buckland and I have the Brandybuck Profile

Merry: which just means he’s not pug-ugly

Frodo: quite.

Aragorn: this is all ridiculous. Keep going.

Gandalf: Hm now I wouldn’t say UGLY but… every Baggins I’ve ever met has been perfectly Round or perfectly Square… There is no middle ground.

Gimli, baffled: Frodo isn’t round OR square

Merry: that’s because he has the Brandybuck profile

Gimli: so… Is he a Brandybuck…

Merry: ABSOLUTE not

Frodo: slander!! I’m a Baggins how dare you

Pippin: was your father a Round Baggins or a Square Baggins

Frodo: my father… Was the ROUNDEST Baggins who ever lived… A perfect Sphere of hobbit…

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transformativeworks:

AO3 has reached 25,000 fandoms! To celebrate, we’ve put together info about fandom tags and how all tags work: https://goo.gl/W4wPxH

Hey folks who use AO3 – please read and reblog widely. In addition to the celebration of our 25,000th canonical fandom, this post contains some great tips for making our tagging system work for you.

As a Support Staffer and Tag Wrangler for AO3, I beg you:

Among the tips:

Separate your / and & ships / is for romantic and/or sexual
relationships. & is for platonic relationships only – ones that are
neither sexual nor romantic. (Pre- and Post-Relationship are still /.)
& was created for those Gen fans who don’t want anything
non-platonic in the ships they’re searching for. You can help both Gen
fans and shippers by carefully choosing the tag that matches your work!

Look, I know you’re writing a slow burn where the friendship aspect of the relationship is important. I applaud that; I love it in my romantic pairings. But it’s a /, not a &. Please save & for those of us who want to find the three truly and purely gen fics for a popular romantic ship.

Folks, I LOVE AO3, please read and share!

As someone relatively new to using AO3, I did not really realise this. *goes back to check tags* THANK YOU FOR SHARING THIS. 

TAG WRANGLING: For Pairings

/ is for romantic or sexual relationships

& is for platonic, non-romantic, non-sexual relationships

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starspangledsteve:

but like who started the idea that fanfiction writers are somehow bothered by enthusiasm for their work???? cause i see posts all the time like “do writers really want to talk with us about their fics? Do writers really want long comments? I dont want to bother them” and i just think its absolutely ridiculous????

ofc i want to talk to you about it, and would love to hear you go on about it. i took time out of my real life to write this stuff down so we could all share these characters!!! the idea that you’re bothering a fanfiction writer, a fellow nerd, is absolutely crazy

Personally I attribute at least part of this to the shift of fandom onto Tumblr platform. Because of the way Tumblr works, multiple replies and reactions can get cluttered and overwhelming really fast, so leaving replies and feedback can be awkward. I have actually seen ‘tumblr etiquette’ posts going around scolding people for adding commentary onto posts when they reblog it! Actually discouraging  people from reacting and adding their own words!  If any of this attitude spills over onto fanfic posts and reblogs, no wonder readers are shy about adding their own words to an author’s posts.

Dear fans on tumblr: 

WE, THE AUTHORS, REALLY WANT TO HEAR YOUR COMMENTS. 

As a writer, I second this, call the motion, get a unanimous response from all writers and it’s carried.  To be clear, there’s pretty much nothing worse than feeling like you’re writing into a vacuum or black hole where no one reads your stuff and nothing much better than a long enthusiastic commentary about what a person liked and why and could they ask a question and maybe discuss a perspective – and I’ve made a LOT of GREAT friends all around the world that started out just like this, with a comment on a story.  If you don’t want to reblog, then send a note or an ask to the writer to share your comments.  We live for these kinds of comments, this feedback that what we wrote touched someone.  Tell us we made you laugh or cry and we’ll be thrilled and forever grateful.  But if leaving a long comment is too much, takes too much time, a simple ‘I really liked this,’ or ‘thanks for writing this’ is also treasured.   

I also think part of the hesitation comes from the massive stigma the outside world places on fannish enthusiasm. Readers are hesitant to talk to creators because they’re afraid of being seen as overenthusiastic or somehow weird.

I noticed this when I started writing and getting comments  like “not to be weird but I love this”  or “I didn’t comment on the other works in this series because I didn’t want to seem creepy,” and I realized that readers were intimidated by me. ME. HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN ME. But it’s exactly the way I’ve felt with authors whose works I admired.

So let me say this loud and clear:

AUTHORS ARE FANS TOO.

ARTISTS ARE FANS TOO.

ALL FAN CREATORS ARE FANS TOO.

We are the LAST people in the world to judge you for how or how much you like something and the first to understand and appreciate your enthusiasm. Because the way you love things? That’s the way we love things too. And if the things you love are the things we made, that is the greatest compliment in the world.

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why-i-love-comics:

DC Nuclear Winter Special #1 – “Last Daughters” (2018)

written by Tom Taylor
art by Tom Derenick & Yasmine Putri

THIS. IS. EVERYTHING.

This is the type of Kara Zor-El story arch I crave and will beg for! Look at the character development in just two pages of this comic! The ache it creates when Kara refuses to put her own child through what her own parents put her through. She knows the horror – the absolute torment – it is for a child to land on a completely strange planet and be brought up by a species different from her own. How terrifying it is. And she refused to put her child through that pain.

And don’t even get me started on how amazing Kara looks here!

here have some feels @minerfromtarn @thefingerfuckingfemalefury

;-;

WHY U HURT ME

My heart.

I just have something in my eye ;-;

daxolotl:

Pale moon, Baby blue,

Are you looking at the same sky too?

Pale moon, watch me scar,

Watch me ruined, for you

I know exactly where you are but

What you’re doing, I have no clue

 

Oh my lover, is in the arms of another tonight,

I won’t recover, I will not heal with the morning light,

I will not heal, I won’t mend.

I will not heal, I won’t mend.

I will not heal, I’ll just pretend, pretend, pretend,
pretend.

Pretend.

 

Pale moon, Baby blue,

Are you looking at the same sky too?

Broken record, same old tune,

Cut my stitches, open wound,

And are you looking at the same sky too?

 

Come back to me, sweet and pure,

Come back to me, darling, leave me never more,

Come back to me, if you’re sure,

That I’m the one, the only one that you adore,

The only one that you adore,

The only one that you adore,

Tell me darling are you sure?

 

Oh my lover, is in the arms of another tonight,

I won’t recover, I will not heal with the morning light,

I will not heal, I won’t mend.

I will not heal, I won’t mend.

I will not heal, I’ll just pretend, pretend, pretend,
pretend.

 

I won’t hold a gun to your head,

I’d rather have you walk away instead,

And all is fair and love and war,

I’m just not sure which one this is any more.

 

Oh my lover, is in the arms of another tonight,

And I won’t recover, I will not heal with the morning
light,

I will not heal, I won’t mend.

I will not heal, I won’t mend.

I will not heal, I won’t mend.

Oh my lover, oh my friend,

Oh my lover, oh my friend.

((Hey, @nanocyte @queersintherain @goshdarnitjay I’m listening to all of this artist’s music and this one gave me major Kalex thoughts, so if I have to suffer, so do you all.))

THIS IS GREAT AND I AM HAPPY TO SUFFER, thanks @daxolotl!