Modern Fantasy Things: Subways

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• subways that run on magic
• ghosts and vampire conductors
• goblins at toll booths licking metro cards to see if they have money on them
• dwarves dug the original tunnels and are always digging new ones
• elves riding completely still, unaffected by all the bumps and turns
• hobbits, dwarves, and other smaller beings complaining about the lower railings always filling up first
• underwater sections for merpeople
• centaurs letting their friends sit on their backs when it’s crowded
• rails under seats for gnomes, brownies, etc.
• pixies and fairies sitting on high railings
• witches bringing on cauldrons
• runes/charms scrawled on seats and advertisements
• florescent crystals and gems are the light
• a train car possessed by the ghost of a dragon, never late but always smells like something is burning
• train cars that levitate
• train cars that arent corporeal