prismatic-bell:

callmebliss:

endreal:

callmebliss:

weeberc3:

jessameseeds:

callmebliss:

butches-get-smooches:

butches-get-smooches:

butches-get-smooches:

who’s ready for a bad post

*ahem*

Season’s Yeetings

I thought I was ready

not the hero we need but the hero we deserve

Yeet the hall with troughs of folly,

Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!

‘Tis the season to be lolly,

Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!

Fill the meadcup, drain the barrel,

Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!

Troll the ancient Yeetmas carol,

Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!

—-

O Yeetmas tree, o Yeetmas tree

How lovely are thy bitches

I hate and love you in equal measure right now

Winceslaus went off I guess

On the feast of yeetin’

While the snow lay all about,

Purse breadsticks uneaten

Right in front of my own two eyeballs?!

JINGLE YEETS

JINGLE YEETS

JINGLE ALL THE WAY

OH WHAT FUN

IT IS TO YEET

THAT EMPTY BITCH AWAY