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Kitten Thinks Of Nothing But Murder All Day

“Winn.”

Alex’s voice comes from behind him, low and dangerous. It immediately puts Winn on edge as he swivels around to see her stalking towards him.

“What the hell is this?” Alex demands as she thrusts a picture into his face.

Winn tries to back up so he can actually see the picture. The few centimeters between his chair and desk are crossed quickly, and he has to squeeze into the seatback cushion. Still he manages to make enough space to make out a small ginger kitten attacking a ball of yarn and a caption that reads, “kitten thinks of nothing but murder all day.”

“An internet meme?” Winn ventures cautiously. He’s pretty sure Alex is aware of the meme, so he’s not sure exactly what she’s asking.

“I know that,” Alex says, confirming his suspicions. Picture still in hand, Alex places a hand on each of his armrests and leans in intimidatingly, her face now occupying the space where the picture used to be. “But what is it doing on my office door?”

Oh.

Oh, this is bad.

This makes so much sense.

Which is probably why it’s so bad.

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