Why aren’t Fruit Bat Vampires a thing???? Like they have 15 fridges or somehing and are obsessed with watermelons and pineapples. They are more day-light and people friendly. Like super chill. They love just chilling in flowerbeds. They like to farm and garden. “Why would you attack a human WHEN YOU COULD HAVE THIS NECTARINE??”
…that’s adorable I need one.
Always drinking fruit juice, always inviting you to the damn smoothie bar, always at the damn farmer’s market
They bug their werewolf friends to eat more fruit. ‘You’ll get scurvy if all you eat is porkchops!’
That awkward moment when a 4am post pops back on your dash XD
It’s 4pm here and I still love this idea
Look, @smurflewis, you asked a question that needs answering.
“You’re not drinking, Count?”
The count gave a small smile, expressing rueful regret as he gazed at the deep red liquid swirling in his guest’s glass and replied; “I do not drink…. vine…. “
From behind his cape he pulled out a small box with a picture of a happy looking parrot emblazoned on it, a bendy straw sticking out of the top; “Now grape juice.. zat I can chug like zere is no tomorrow!”
OKAY BUT I’D READ AN ENTIRE BOOK ABOUT INCONGRUOUS VAMPIRES AND OTHER MONSTERS.
LIKE I REALLY WOULD.
Except guys, the fruitbats are mostly from the, area between India and Australia.
So fruitbat vampires would not have a Romanian/Hungarian accent, they’d sound Indian or Fillipino or Aussie or something.
So more like:
“Yeah mate, these poppers are heaps good. Don’t know why you fools go are all for O positive.”
IM AUSTRALIAN sO WHY ARENT I BLESSED WITH A FRUIT BAT VAMPIRE LOVER YET ???
Question of Smoke 