majordetectiveagent:

avidreaderffn:

necrofuturism:

alkthash:

mahou-kanade:

botanicalwitch:

once a lady told me that if my plants are dying even when I’m caring for them correctly, it means they’re absorbing the curses my enemies are casting upon me. so now when my plants randomly die, I wonder if they died protecting me.

whoa

Is this why witches live in the forest? Blanket curse immunity?

[desert witch sees 1 tumbleweed] holy sHIT

@majordetectiveagent Maggie is mad cause her bonsais keep dying and asks Lucy and Alex to please stop being such assholes to people so they dont get cursed as much

Maggie’s bonsais keep dying and she can’t figure out why until witch!Lucy takes a look at them with a bit of her magic and is like, “Huh.”
Maggie: “That’s not a confused ‘huh.’ That’s the ‘huh’ of ‘well, this is new and frightening.”
Lucy: “So these are filled with ill intent. Outside ill intent, cause I know damn well what it feels like when one of you want me to sleep on the couch.”
Alex: “Bonsai shield?”
Lucy, nodding: “Bonsai shield.”
Maggie: “I’m blaming the two of you for our need for one.”
L&A: *indignant squawking*
Maggie: “This has never happened before. Therefore, your fault.”