Honestly I feel like as a fandom we didn’t spend enough time talking about Kara’s crap resume

supercatxx:

I was rewatching old episodes because I miss Cat Grant and I remembered how much it bothered me that Kara got a job working directly under the CEO and founder of a multi-billion dollar media conglomerate when THIS was her resume. 

Anyway here are my thoughts:

  1. First things first Kara has no contact information
  2. No address
  3. No phone number
  4. NOT EVEN AN EMAILLLLLL
  5. How did they set up an interview????
  6. She doesn’t put job descriptions under her past work experiences
  7. Like ffs Kara if you’ve only had 3 jobs at least expand upon your responsibilities!!!
  8. The amount of blank space is honestly giving me anxiety
  9. is the local paper in Midvale really called the Midvale Newspaper
  10. if so, why couldn’t they have come up with something a little snazzier
  11. like the Midvale Gazette
  12. or The Midvale Times
  13. It doesn’t even matter because Kara didn’t even italicize it
  14. Part of her job at Catco was editing copy and she couldn’t even properly edit her own resume smh
  15. who are the Quintons and why does Kara think a future employer will care which random Midvale family she used to babysit for?????
  16. Also while we’re there, I need to point out that there is no need for an apostrophe before the “s” in Quintons 
  17. For those counting at home that is now two glaring typos
  18. With that in mind, I’m now questioning Kara’s claim that she has an “Eye for Detail”
  19. Love the lack of a graduation year Kara, keep them guessing
  20. wouldn’t want to overload them with too much info -__-
  21. Also, I’m really skeptical that Cat wouldn’t have a minimum GPA requirement but at this point apparently nothing matters anyway
  22. Honestly, if Kara getting hired after submitting this nonsense doesn’t prove Supercat is real…

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