You know what I hate with my whole fucking soul? The Hogwarts stereotypes. You’re reckless and a douche, but still good? Gryffindor. You’re a bitch, sarcastic and evil? Slytherin. You’re smart, get good grades and are like an old wise man? Ravenclaw. You’re nothing in particular, but kind and bake cookies? Hufflepuff. Because nowhere does it say if you’re a hero you’re a Gryffindor, if you’re an edgy teen you’re an Slytherin, if you’re smart you’re an Ravenclaw or when you’re kind you’re a Hufflepuff. Give me a fucking Slytherin who is manipulated easily, who is always kind but who is very ambitious. Give me a goth Hufflepuff, with a bitchface who values hardworking. Give me a Gryffindor with social anxiety, who is super shy, who is very chivalrous and values bravery. Give me a Ravenclaw who is streetsmart instead of booksmart, who is very creative and thinks out of the box. Give me non-stereotyping Hogwarts houses.