Duuuuuuude that is such an awkward ask XD Also my first ask though, so I’m torn between feeling awkward and delighted?
Fuck @tigerkid14, because she writes great smut, marry @geekystorytelling, because we always have lots to talk about, which is probably useful for marriage, and kill myself via my other tumblr account (that I use to message myself posts to keep track of)–because if I said an actual other human I would spend literal hours freaking out that they would take that the wrong way. (That said, I could write essays about my complicated feelings about sex and marriage so killing is oddly the least weird here?)