The only Crisis™ I wanna see on the CW Supergirl is how Kara and Alex accidentally picked the same wedding date.
“Kara Zor El Danvers, I am so happy for you and Lena, BUT WE CAN’T GET MARRIED ON THE SAME DAY!”
“WE PICKED THE DATE MONTHS AGO!”
“YOU NEVER TOLD ANYONE SO IT DOESN’T COUNT! SAM AND I CALLED THE DATE ALREADY. YOU HAVE TO MOVE YOUR BIG OL’ LESBIAN WEDDING TO ANOTHER DATE!”
“YOU MOVE YOUR BIG OL’ LESBIAN WEDDING TO ANOTHER DATE!”
“KARA!”
“ALEXANDRA DANVERS DON’T MAKE ME SETTLE THIS THE OLD FASHIONED WAY!”
“FIRST OF ALL IT’S DOCTOR-SLASH-SPECIAL AGENT ALEXANDRA DANVERS, SECOND OF ALL, I DON’T CARE!”
“THAT’S IT, I AM CALLING ELIZA!”
“THAT WOMAN GAVE BIRTH TO ME, I AM PRETTY SURE SHE’D BE ON MY SIDE!”
“I AM THIS PLANET’S BENEVOLENT OVERLORD, I AM SURE SHE WOULDN’T WANT TO PISS ME OFF!”
“HOW DARE YOU THREATEN MY MOTHER!”
“SHE’S MY MOTHER, TOO, SORT OF, KINDA.”
Eliza, grabbing both Sam’s and Lena’s hands: Are you girls sure you wanna marry my two baby idiots?
Lean and Sam, in perfect unison: Yes, unfortunately.