superfriends thanksgiving

performativezippers:

Kara: Okay, time to go around and say what we’re all thankful for

Alex: This thanksgiving, I’m thankful for my alien gun

Kara: Alex

Alex: *drinks wine*

James: I’m thankful for not being a part of the plot anymore, so I have lots of time to work on my muscles

Winn: I’m thankful that my creepy girlfriend disappeared without a trace or a mention

Lena: I’m thankful for all of the companies I could buy for Kara.

Alex: *snorts*

Lena: I mean, for the world. For the good of journalism.

Alex: *snorts and chokes on wine*

Lena: I’m also thankful for all my sassy comebacks to douchebag men this past year

Maggie: CHEERS TO THAT

Alex: AMEN SISTER

Maggie: I’m thankful for this amazing family who has accepted me and loves me, and of course, for Alex, my beautiful fiancée, who I love more than life itself and is the best gift I’ve ever gotten

Kara: *cries*

James: *cries*

Lena: *cries delicately*

Winn: *ugly sobs *

Alex: HERE, TAKE MY ALIEN GUN, I LOVE YOU, SHUT UP, GIVE ME TURKEY

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