Kara: Okay, time to go around and say what we’re all thankful for
Alex: This thanksgiving, I’m thankful for my alien gun
Kara: Alex
Alex: *drinks wine*
James: I’m thankful for not being a part of the plot anymore, so I have lots of time to work on my muscles
Winn: I’m thankful that my creepy girlfriend disappeared without a trace or a mention
Lena: I’m thankful for all of the companies I could buy for Kara.
Alex: *snorts*
Lena: I mean, for the world. For the good of journalism.
Alex: *snorts and chokes on wine*
Lena: I’m also thankful for all my sassy comebacks to douchebag men this past year
Maggie: CHEERS TO THAT
Alex: AMEN SISTER
Maggie: I’m thankful for this amazing family who has accepted me and loves me, and of course, for Alex, my beautiful fiancée, who I love more than life itself and is the best gift I’ve ever gotten
Kara: *cries*
James: *cries*
Lena: *cries delicately*
Winn: *ugly sobs *
Alex: HERE, TAKE MY ALIEN GUN, I LOVE YOU, SHUT UP, GIVE ME TURKEY