“I’M LENA LUTHOR AND I’M HERE TO TELL U ABOUT GAY SPACE ROCKS”
Supergirl: *touches it* I LIKE GIRLS NOW
Lena: YAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSS
Alex: Should we tell her that’s not what rainbow kryptonite does
Maggie: if this is what she needs to tell herself to finally fly out of the Phantom Closet let her
Kara: Ah jeez, guys… I’m just feeling like, SO GAY from that rainbow kryptonite. I just gotta kiss a girl right now, I don’t want to but I just have to, it’s making me, y’know? Please help me Lena, no homo?
Kara: Wow I can’t believe this rainbow kryptonite is making me want to kiss Lena
J’onn: That’s not how rainbow kryptonite works
Kara: Hahahahahaha it’s so messed up that this rainbow kryptonie is literally forcing me to make out with her now
J’onn: IT ISN’T DOING THAT THO
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