lukesimon:

#favorite character meme – 5 episodes
– 4. the gimme a k street job

sophie, where are you? trying to improve the air-quality standards in massachusetts. okay. for corn subsidies? no, to get me the fishery concessions that i then trade for logging rights to get me the redistricting deal that gets me the grant funding that gets me the solar subsidies that finally gets me the bloody stinking corn subsidies!

[caption: ten gifs of sophie in “the gimme a k street job”. (1) “the military are breaking ground on fort devereaux.” (2) “parker, you do know that normal people don’t just walk off a twenty foot fall, right?” (3) sophie looking completely surprised, leaning back. (4) “i don’t know how anything gets done around here. you have to be a grifter to run government.” (5) “hey, anybody got a way to legally define cheerleading as haberdashery?” “ugh, i’ll see what i can do.” (6) “that is a wardrobe malfunction! i can see her hoo-ha. her hoo-ha, sir!” (7) sophie crumbling up a cheque and tossing it behind her. (8) “i love government. shady deals, back room meetings. it is grifter paradise.” (9) “i like stealing things that are real. cash, of course, land, sure, art, yes please.” (10) “ugh. the mafia has a less complicated set-up.”]