humansofnewyork:

Met this man while crossing over the Williamsburg Bridge yesterday. He introduced himself as Circus, The Travelling Magician. He then handed me a Book of Spells. Allow me to share some of the highlights:

The Spell to Make Strangers Wish You “Happy Birthday:”
Make a sign that says “It’s My Birthday,” and hang it around your neck.

The Cuddle Inducing Spell:
Simply hang up a sign that says “Cuddle Zone.” Put a few soft pillows and blankets under it.

Spell to Make Objects Move Through The Air:
Make sure there is a nice person in close proximity both to you and the object you desire. Then simply stretch your arm out toward the object and, in less than a minute, it will float magically into your hand.